BB here he comes

**BrooklynBasher** on Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:41 pm

*The camera rolls outside the arena as it shows an image of the stadium of tonight's venue. A midnight blue stretch limousine rolls slowly into the arena car park. A United Kingdom Flag flies on the front of the limo as it comes to a stop in front of the descending camera. The limo comes to halt, the engine gets turned off and a figure wearing a black suit and a top hat hurries round to open the door. A highly polished black boot appears out of the limo door followed by a leg dressed in an army camouflage trouser. Brooklyn Basher steps out of the limo and smiles his most fantastic smile, showing off his perfectly straight white teeth. He sends out a salute to the fans, then looks into the camera.*

Brooklyn Basher: "Good evening wrestling fans, tonight I will put on a show. I've continually let you down but that will change tonight ... You can count on that!".

*Brooklyn Basher smiles again and moves away from the camera as the camera changes scene and cuts to the commentators table. A cheer comes from the crowd as the segment involving Brooklyn Basher goes off the Titan Tron.*

Marcus Viafildis: "I cannot believe the GM let this guy show up again, he hasn't won in weeks. He is the worst wrestler to have ever set foot inside a wrestling ring. He is an idiot, a pathetic kid who deserves nothing more than being left he in France to rot away. I always told you Granville there was something dodgy about this guy and I realise now what that is".

Granville Viscera: "Oh really Marcus? What did your physic tell you this time?"

Marcus Viafildis: "Physic please, I am the physic. I had a dream last night Granville".

*Granville interrupts before Marcus can say anything else.*

Granville Viscera: "I heard that sharks don't dream Marcus".

*Granville sniggers as Marcus fiddles with his shirt, he puffs out his cheeks as they turn scarlet.*

Marcus Viafildis: "That wasn't even a funny joke Granville, you know what? I should beat you over the head with my shoe and see if it knocks any sense into you ... Anyway back to my dream. What happened in it is of no importance other than what I realised when I woke up. Whatever took that eye off must have taken off half his brain as well, you see he is so deluded in thinking the fans like him, deluded in thinking he can wrestle and certainly deluded in thinking that he deserves to be here. He could no more put on a show tonight than Justin Beiber could".

Granville Viscera: "You know what Marcus I hate to admit this but I think you might be right. BB has not cut it lately, he loses more matches than I do change down the back of my sofa. I think if he doesn't win tonight it might well be his last".

*Marcus Viafildis cackles at hearing this. He looks round at a dejected looking Granville as his cackle turns into a broad smile.*

Marcus Viafildis: "I'm glad you have finally come around to my way of thinking, Brooklyn Basher will lose tonight and with Banjo going on last weeks Warfare I can see in my mystic ball another departure tonight and after what he has accomplished in the fed ... Nothing ... And for smacking me in the mouth for no reason a couple of weeks ago ... I can see the next words the GM speaks to Brooklyn Basher will be ....... YOUR FIRED!".

*Marcus suddenly jumps out of his seat and starts doing a dance which repeating the words "YOUR FIRED" the crowd boo at Marcus's display as the camera cuts away.*