Doing one's duty

Bade Warrett Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:13 am

*Camera follows Bade Warrett through the locker room and into the toilets. The Producer is standing at one of the urinals, so Bade Warrett stands at the one next one to him. Both men stand side by side urinating staring straight ahead at the ceramic white tiles*

Bade Warrett: "good luck tonight old man... you'll need it"

The Producer: "Need it? You don't need luck Warrett, just skill as a wrestler"

*Both men continue facing forward*

Bade Warrett: "Figure of speech old man, I mean, just because we're only an hour or two from the end of the Fed doesn't mean we have to let the standards drop*

*Bade Warrett finishes up and walks over to wash his hands, at the same time looking at The Producer's back looking in the mirror*

Bade Warrett: "Did you know at the end of WWI they kept shooting and shelling the crap out of each other right up until the pip? You see everyone knew the war was going to end at 11am on November 11th 1918, but they all had to continue until then, doing their duty. People were still getting injured and killed right up until the last seconds"

*The Producer finishes up and turns to wash his hands*

The Producer: "What's that got to do with me? I'm professional enough to keep up the standards"

*Bade Warrett has a little chuckle*

Bade Warrett: "Well old man, it's actually so you understand that it's not personal and that I'm only doing my Duty"

*Before The Producer realises Bade Warrett hits The Producer with his finisher 'A Colditz Crusher'. The Producer hits the toilet floor and his head is busted open and claret streams from his head*

Bade Warrett: "Oh dear old man, we better wash that blood off"

*Bade Warrett picks The Producer up by the back of his hair and the back of his trucks and rams him head first into a urinal. Then Bade Warretts hits the flush lever, the water half revives The Producer feebly stands up with a urinal cake wedged in his mouth*

Bade Warrett: "Oh bad luck old boy"

*Bade Warrett just pushes The Producer in the chest and he just crumples to the floor. Bade Warrett leaves the toilet area chuckling*

End of segment*