Bade Warrett's RP - 1st Show

Bade Warrett Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:10 am

*The camera pans across the car park slightly out of focus. It stops and comes into focus on Bade Warrett lying in the corner with a wheelie-bin full of rubbish tipped onto him. Bade Warrett is a newly signed wrestler and comes from an upper middle-class English background and has a very long RAF career behind him.*

*Josephine Steinmann rushes up*

Josephine Steinmann: "Bade! Bade! What happened?”
*slapping his face to revive him.*

Bade Warrett: “Not sure old girl, feels like I’ve been hit by a Whiz Bang from Gerry…. Go fetch us a cuppa tea old girl, will you?"

*Bade gingerly gets back on his feet brushing bits of paper and rubbish of himself.*

Josephine Steimann: “Cuppa tea!? Cuppa tea!? What the heck are you talking about? You haven’t the time. You’re about to make your debut in a minute or two and it’s clear somebody doesn’t want you here. Come on Bade hurry”.

Bade Warrett: “Relax old girl, they’ll just have to wait.”

*speaking with an arrogant tone*

Bade Warrett: “Go fetch me the cuppa tea and anyone who has a problem with me… I’ll deal with it”.

*The camera is focused on Bade Warrett and gradually fades as Bade Warrett runs a comb through his hair restoring his razor sharp parting.*