I've done the beginning of the show

Granville: Good evening
everybody we have a very special warfare Show tonight. We’re still in the great country of the United
Kingdom…




Marcus: I wouldn’t say great myself




Granville: Shut it Marcus let me finish. We’ve taken a small
journey north and Warfare has rolled into Bonnie Scotland at Hampden Park Scotland's National Stadium for a special Burn’s Night
show, with a very special guest which I’ll tell you about in a second




Marcus: Bonnie! Did you actually say Bonnie? It all sounds
rather gay to me




Granville: I said shut it you homophobe, Bonnie Scotland means
the country is beautifully picturesque and indeed it is. The show will start off with a standard one
fall match. End with a main event of
loser will leave the federation. And the
meat in this special wrestling sandwich is….




Marcus: Is you dressed in one of those Scottish man-skirts,
dancing a jig with haggis.




Granville: Right…




*Granville slaps his clipboard around Marcus’ head to shut
him up*




Granville: The meat in this sandwich is the rest of the
entire roster involved in a random spin-the-wheel tag-team extravaganza. Each
member of the roster has a number and the random spin of the wheel will decide
the tag partners and opponents And our very special guest to spin the wheel is
Robbie Burns himself!!







Marcus: No way, the guy’s been dead for years


Granville: Err yes way, Robbie Burns is immortal and he told
me himself that he’s World of Wrestling’s biggest fan.




Marcus: You kidding me you dork?




Granville: Do you want to smell my clipboard again? No? then
shut up

Thanks Bade has saved me some work. I'll get this added straight away.

Here's a wheel if it'll help