Bade Warrett is revived

To continue from Punk's segment


*The scene opens with Bade Warrett sitting up with a couple of medics attempting to halt the flow of claret running from Bade Warrett's head. And Josephine Steinmann looking on slightly concerned*

Josephine Steinmann: "Bade you feeling okay? I've a funny feeling of déjà vu. It was only three weeks ago you got tonked just before your debut".

Bade Warrett: "Yeah yeah old girl stop fussing. My head feels like a compass with a misplaced magnet near by, but I'll live".

*Bade Warrett glances to the medics*

Bade Warrett: "Leave it out old man. Just stick a plaster on it. I had worse when I was shot up over Europe during the Battle of Britain, bailed out and landed in a tree. Mind you a local Belgian Mademoiselle made me feel a little better but that's another story".

*Bade Warrett winks at Josephine Steinmann making her blush*

Bade Warrett: "Anyway back to business, where's my old pal [CENSORED]?"

*Bade Warrett gives a quick whistle and [CENSORED] runs up licking the blood from Wade Barrett's face*

Bade Warrett: "Good boy good boy. Can you smell the scent of who did this old pal? Good boy, smell the scent".

*[CENSORED] starts getting excited and runs around sniffing the ground. Bade Warrett jumps to his feet, and tuns to the camera*

Bade Warrett: "Follow [CENSORED] and I old man this could get interesting".

*[CENSORED] runs off followed by the camera. [CENSORED] is scurrying around like a sniffer dog at an airport. He runs around backstage and then takes off into the car park. He runs around the car park and then back inside to the locker room. He scurries around and then heads out towards the ring. [CENSORED] does a circle around the ring with Bade Warrett and the cameraman in tow just as Vic Velosi is taking the mic, and then they all disappear backstage again. [CENSORED] stops suddenly and looks toward the toilets*

Bade Warrett: "This is it, [CENSORED] picked up a strong scent in there".

*[CENSORED] bounds into the toilets and leaps at one of the cubicle doors with his front feet. The cubicle door flings open and Potassium Punk is sitting on the toilet reading a top shelf magazine, while the camera is capturing the moment perfectly*

Bade Warrett: "Looks like you've been caught with your trousers down old man".

*[CENSORED] sits directly in front of Potassium Punk growling and snarling centimetres from Potassium Punk's groin region. Potassium Punk goes as red as a tomato while in the background roars of laughter can be heard from the crowd*

Bade Warrett: "Oh dear old man I was thinking of tonking you back, but I think I save it for the ring, because as it stands, embarrassment is mightier than the sword"

*Potassium Punk drops the magazine and buries his face in his hands. Bade Warrett turns to walk away and calls [CENSORED] to heel. Bade Warrett hesitates for a second and turns back to Potassium Punk*

Bade Warrett: "I think [CENSORED] has cured you of your constipation problem old man".

*Bade Warrett walks away chuckling wafting his nose with his hand*

*Camera fades*

End of segment.
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