Bade Warrett ending

Ring Announcer: "And your new champion Bade Warrett...."

*Bade Warrett beckons for the mic which is immediately passed to him. At the same time the referee grabs Warrett's hand and hold it aloft*

Bade Warrett: "Let me tell you lot one thing. I deserve this, I deserve this for my indefatigability and my ability stave off stupid, bone headed, knuckle dragging stables who think they can steam roller their way to titles by hunting in packs and generally displaying characteristics of lower order humans from the shallow end of the gene pool. Let's face it, half this federation, if they had one more brain cell between them they'd be plants. And ultimately the ones with brains rise to the top, and the rest sink like a turd down the toilet on Boxing Day morning. I am Bade Warrett I am unstoppable"

*Bade Warrett chucks the mic to the ground and then he raises two fists above his head while his theme music kicks in. Bade Warrett stands motionless staring into the camera with a look of sheer arrogance. After a couple of minutes he leaves the ring followed by [CENSORED] the dog*

Marcus Viafildis: "oh my god I think I've just creamed myself. Bade Warrett is just about the greatest wrestler ever".

Granville Vicsera: "Really? don't you mean doofus? The guy's a tool"

Marcus Viafildis: "Tool eh? that dog of his would wrench your goolies off"

Granville Vicsera: "Yeah whatever".